Saturday, November 19, 2011

How to insult stupid people

If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.

Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.

How to Insult a person part I

I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

About Being Right

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Funny food critics part 1

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
— Bill Watterson

How to Insult Peoples Taste in Music

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music. - Billy Wilder