Leave me Alone quotes

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Smart And funny comebacks

Some rebuttals.. You know...just in case..

I've been called worse things by better people.- Pierre Trudeau

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.


I would love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be completely unarmed.

I don't even acknowledge you quotes

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?

Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

How to insult Incompetent workers

'The details of your incompetence do not interest me.'- The Devil Wears Prada

10 of the best Jeremy Clarkson's insults

That you can reuse at your disposal to insult your friends new car.

1. If I had to nitpick, and obviously I do...
2. It's capable of going fast in the same way that Queen Victoria was capable of running. It just doesn't seem to like it very much.
3. If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car.
4. Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer...
5. Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.
6. The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw..
7. I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.
8. Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.
9. “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”
10. I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Funny sayings about a person's looks or appearances

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath. 

Insults about a person cowardice

A sheep in sheep’s clothing.