Ellen on being a loser

“Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?” 

― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

Stupidity quotes part II

Be yourself is the worst advice you could give to some people

 I'd slap you in the face, but that would be animal abuse. 

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

You really can't fix stupid. You sure as hell can laugh at it, though. 

No Limit to stupidity quotes

If stupid could fly, you'd be a jet.

Congratulations on weighing yourself down with the dumbest anchor you could find Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers I thought you were a sane, rational person capable of intelligent conversation. Clearly, I was misinformed.

How to abolish stupidity

On the bright side of stupidity

Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. Take time to thank a stupid person for their contribution.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always certain of themselves and wiser people are so full of doubts

Quotes about stupid people

Stupidity should be painful

 You're not unlucky. Bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass