Ways to insult your friends

on facebook

Rub it in...

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

How to insult the general public

I'm exhausted at how stupid everyone is getting.

Insult like Shakepeare

Ladies and Gentleman, The insulter

Leave me Alone quotes

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Smart And funny comebacks

Some rebuttals.. You know...just in case..

I've been called worse things by better people.- Pierre Trudeau

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.


I would love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be completely unarmed.

I don't even acknowledge you quotes

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?

Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

How to insult Incompetent workers

'The details of your incompetence do not interest me.'- The Devil Wears Prada