If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Funny food critics part 1
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
— Bill Watterson
— Roald Dahl
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
— Bill Watterson
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