Ellen on being a loser

“Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?” 

― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

Stupidity quotes part II

Be yourself is the worst advice you could give to some people

 I'd slap you in the face, but that would be animal abuse. 

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

You really can't fix stupid. You sure as hell can laugh at it, though. 

I'm sorry that your stupid

I'm sorry, I don't speak the language of Stupidity. Kindly flock back to your kind


Someday you'll go far, and I hope you'll stay there. 

 I love the sound you make when you shut-up

Quotes About Playing dumb

“The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them”

—	Troian Bellisario

No Limit to stupidity quotes

If stupid could fly, you'd be a jet.

Congratulations on weighing yourself down with the dumbest anchor you could find Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers I thought you were a sane, rational person capable of intelligent conversation. Clearly, I was misinformed.

A friend in need?

Procrastination on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

As calvin views it